Doodle
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My teacher: “God gave us weed. And grapes.”

buddha-has-a-boner:

My best friend: “You know, sex and ice cream sound good right now.”

Her: “You think I’m joking.

My best friend: “You know, sex and ice cream sound good right now.”

/ spirited away /
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This is how I flirt
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What does the fox say?

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Yes, I will be posting/reblogging a lot of Robin Williams

If anyone has a problem with this, please unfollow me. This was a great tragedy to anyone who has seen any of his works of art and knew his philosophy. He is a legend and deserves to be remembered. As a little girl growing up, it was always a goal of mine to meet him, but now that he has passed away, that won’t happen. At least not until I pass on and get to meet his soul. 

What we should all learn from this, that those who seem the happiest, those who make other happy, those who put others before themselves.. well, they aren’t as happy as you think. A man who was 64(?) years old committed suicide. A man who changed the world. A man who created our childhood. That wonderful human being is gone, and will NOT be forgotten.

Depression isn’t a joke. Those who are depressed use jokes to suppress the emptiness and lonesome they feel. To see someone who has impacted so many people that he has never even met, says a lot, especially for him to take his own life. 

My blessings go out to his family and friends, and to anyone else who is taking this loss heavily. May he finally be free from this hell hole. 

Rest In Paradise, Robin Williams. You will be greatly missed.

I couldn’t possibly marry someone who doesn’t listen to the same music as I do.

Me: “Babe, I’m gonna play some punk.”
Husband: “Like BOTDF?”
Me: “I want a divorce.”

Hello my nature enthusiast,

I ate some pinecone today and it was actually pretty good.

So in case you don’t already know, the “leaves” of a pinecone have more nutritious value than salmon. So if you ever get stuck in the woods, eat some pinecones. :3

I’m the kind of girl that has no type or category. You don’t look at me and think “damn, someone must be lucky to have her as a girlfriend.” Because when you see me, I just don’t look like someone who’s pretty or girly enough to be in a relationship.

I’m just a white kid tryna get by.
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I did a thing.
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bae
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